Look Out, He’s Coming Right Tortoise
Good morning and welcome to wildlife Monday. Some of you may have seen the story in our local paper a few weeks ago that a 70 pound endangered African spurred tortoise had slipped through an open gate and made its way to downtown Santa Cruz before a local musician scooped him up and delivered him to animal rescue group. Well, for those of you who aren’t local or who missed this story and are wondering what a tortoise like this looks like, check out the first photo. When interviewed afterwards the tortoise said he was heading for to Costco because he likes their prices and the opportunity to buy in bulk.
Back in June I attended a party at a gorgeous house just about a mile from my home. Des’ house is an incredible place to behold and is host to a menagerie of animals including this tortoise, a goat, a horse, baby angus calves, a koi pond and a nest in the eucalyptus trees that houses a family of red tailed hawks. I was up there last week at the calves feeding time and to marvel at the thousands of light brown apples moths that had invaded her trees.
But let’s get back to the tortoise. I went to visit him at his bachelor pad and all of a sudden he started coming after me. For a large tortoise he was moving pretty quickly-kind of like Gale Sayers in the open field. Turns out he was excited because he thought I was going to feed him. After he realized that I hadn’t brought along an assortment of cold cuts he decided to settle for a piece of watermelon that you can see in shot #2. Sulcatas are voracious eaters. Anything that is brightly colored will attract their attention and they will attempt to eat it. You should see what they do to a large bag of M & M’s.
Sulcata tortoises are the third largest species of tortoises in the world and are native to the region just south of the Sahara Desert in Africa. reach approximately 18 inches in shell diameter and 70 to 100 pounds in weight. Sulcatas have an extremely long life span and will live for 100 years or longer which means their owners need to make plans about where the tortoise will go and who will take care of them after you’ve passed on. This is why so many tortoises go into estate planning.
The third shot is a pot bellied Vietnamese pig named Diesel that my daughter and I ran into along West Cliff Drive. The fourth shot is a juvenile elephant seal that crawled up onto Its Beach this past spring. The fifth picture is a barking sea lion that I shot on the wharf and the final photo is my golden retriever Summer down at her favorite beach. She’s a really interesting color for a golden and has a mane that gives her a Tommy Two Tone look. She’s loves going down to Its Beach, which is rumored to be closing for dogs as of November 17th when the beach is turned over from the city to the state. Hopefully I’m wrong. If not, Summer, who is a Rin Tin Tin fanatic, is going to be as depressed as Lassie was when her series was canceled.
So that’s it for today. Since we’re talking animals let’s finish with a joke. A police officer saw a man driving a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulled the guy over and said: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town. Take them to the zoo.” The next day he saw the same man driving around with the penguins and this time he was wearing sunglasses. The cop said: “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday.” The man replied: “I did. Today I’m taking them to the beach.”
By the way, when you read the blog and see a key word missing that is blogger.com doing its own censoring. I would mention the words that they have excluded but it wouldn’t make it to this page. So enjoy our version of “Animal House” and we’ll catch you for the midweek experience. “Toga, Toga, Toga.”

