Good morning and greetings, rainfall fans. As we know, when dealing with important issues of the day, there are always differing opinions, two sides to every coin. Someone is right, someone is wrong. And in these pages, I sometimes poke fun at the conservative point of view, because to paraphrase the late Art Linkletter, “Conservatives say the funniest things.”
And, of course, this does not apply to the people of Beverly Hills, but that’s because they have immunity to floods, hurricanes and price increases of whitefish at Nate ‘n Al’s Deli on North Beverly Drive, where they honor one simple commitment. To serve the finest deli favorites prepared with the best ingredients, featuring the finest corned beef, brisket, stuffed cabbage and short ribs.
The current drought has left farmlands scorched and residents under strict water consumption orders. According to Bonner Cohen, a senior fellow with the National Center for Public Policy Research. “This is a man-made disaster. Southern California is an arid part of the world where droughts are commonplace, and knowing this, you’d think the government of California would have included this mathematical certainty in its disaster preparedness planning, but the government has done nothing, not even store rain, as the population has continued to grow.”
It seems that Mr. Cohen is pointing the fickled finger of fate at the administration of Democratic Governor Jerry Brown, who back in April mandated the state’s residents cut water usage by as much as 35 percent, saying, “As Californians, we have to pull together and save water in every way we can.” One drop at a time. Three coins in a fountain.
To hear it from the Republican side, “Droughts are nothing new in California, but right now, 70 percent of California’s rainfall washes out to sea because liberals have prevented the construction of a single new reservoir or a single new water conveyance system over decades, during a period in which California’s population has doubled,” says Carly Fiorina, former CEO of Hewlett Packard and a 2016 GOP presidential candidate. “This is the classic case of liberals being willing to sacrifice other people’s lives and livelihoods at the altar of their ideology.”
Let’s forget she laid off 30,000 people at Hewlett-Packard. Fiorina places the blame for the loss of agriculture on the manuvering of those dreaded liberal environmentalists, as 400,000 acres of farmland went unplanted last year.
Face it, the farmers are having a tough go of it. Critics point the fingers at wanting to divert the water to boost fish populations rather than it going to farmers. Forget about the cashews, save the endangered Delta Smelt.
California produces more than 250 different crops, with $44 billion in sales. It is the only state to produce 12 key crops such as almonds, artichokes, dates, figs, raisins, kiwi, olives, persimmons, pistachios, prunes, walnuts and a host of great TV shows,like “Secrets and Lies” on ABC.
But my big concern is, what will be the fate of our friend, the avocado? I ran across an interesting story written by Adam Sternbergh in the April 20, 2105 issue of New York Magazine, titled “Guacanomics, Have You Eaten Your Last Avocado.” In it, he discusses our lust for this precious fruit, and it’s future on this planet.
Charley Wolk is 78 years old and an avocado farmer, living a half-hour drive north of San Diego in Fallbrook, CA. Fallbrook is unofficially known as “the Avocado Capital of the World,” and Charley serves as the chairman of the California Avocado Commission, while writing a blog called Growing Avocados, on which he’s billed as “California’s foremost avocado expert.”
Charley says the global demand for avocados has never been higher. People are going crazy for this creamy, fat filled fruit. But there’s only thing that’s troubling Charley and the avocado farmers. You guessed it. WATER. What to do about the drought?
This ongoing dry spell has lasted three years and will extend to a fourth. California farmers pay dearly for the delivery of water, and it is getting very, very expensive. “The avocado’s native environment is tropical, and we’re growing them in a desert,” Charley says. It takes 72 gallons of water to grow a pound of avocados, compared to, for instance, nine gallons to grow a pound of tomatoes. “The issue with water used to be cost. Now it’s availability.”
Now this is slightly off track, but here’s a scary scenario from Jan Eliassson, Deputy Secretary General of the United Nations, on the world wide scarcity of clean water. “We have a dramatically dangerous situation right now, a new dimension which is creeping into the water equation. The fact that you have a finite situation, there’s competition about these resources. There is a risk that water scarcity could be a threat to peace and security.”
“History if full of stories where you fight about resources. Fighting about water is fighting about our survival. If we don’t deal with the problem of responsibility in this stage, the problem will grow into a disastrous situation. I think it’s time for us to wake up.”
Now back to the story. Technically, the avocado is a berry. But it’s not like any other berry, because it’s not sweet to eat off the tree. The name avocado comes from the Aztec word ahuacatl, which means “testicle,” so named because avocados typically grow in pairs and hang heavy on the tree.
The avocado didn’t land in California until the 1850s, when a tree was imported from Nicaragua by a private citizen as a botanical curiosity. I’m guessing she was a female admirer.
According to my sources, 44 percent of California is classified as being in “exceptional drought.” California has missed out on a full year’s worth of precipitation over each of the last three years. Last year was also the warmest year in the state’s recorded history. When Charley started farming avocados four decades ago, water cost about $72 per acre-foot of water. Now in some areas it costs about $1,500 per acre-foot. Holy guacamole.
So the avocado farmers in California are searching for new, more efficient ways to grow avocados, and looking to develop new, heartier, more drought-resistant strains of avocado to grow. So it all comes back to the drought, and the policy and politics involving the state of California. The critics have pointed the fingers of blame. Time has been wasted. Now it’s time for action. I just hope it’s not too late.
Moving from agriculture to photos, I thought I’d take a break from the landscapes and feature some animal, bird and marine life I have photographed in the past months of May.
We start out with the an elegant pelican cruising the skies over Monterey Bay, and then onto a great blue heron in the tide pools off West Cliff Drive. Then we head up the coast to Four Mile Beach, where three harbor seals are keeping a watchful eye on me. Then we run across a bobcat I found making sand castles up at Four Mile, before returning to town to check out this baby elephant seal and this fully grown sea lion.
We then look in on my sleeping daughter, a monkey and Summer, our golden retriever who celebrated her 10th birthday on Saturday. And for the grand finale, we check in on Aimee’s pet rabbits, Marvin and Scarlett, who will chew through anything she can get her teeth on.
On to some late night humor. “Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar from the show “19 Kids and Counting” say they are supporting Mike Huckabee for president because he has “common sense.” If there’s anyone who knows about common sense, it’s a family with 19 kids.” – Jimmy Fallon “A woman held hostage by her boyfriend in Florida managed to escape this week after she convinced him to let her order a pizza using Pizza Hut’s app and wrote “911 hostage help” in the comment section. But really aren’t all Pizza Hut orders a cry for help?” – Seth Meyers
“Remember “deflate-gate”? After the Patriots beat the Colts, 11 of the 12 footballs were found to be deflated. I hope deflate-gate is a good lesson for kids. If you cheat and don’t play fair you will be the MVP of the Super Bowl and marry one of the most beautiful women on earth. Remember that.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Happy Cinco de Mayo. Today is the day Americans celebrate Mexicans beating the French in the Battle of Puebla by getting blind drunk, listening to mariachi music, and then vomiting in a cab. Or as we call it in Britain — Tuesday.” – James Corden
“You know what’s going to be big this summer is the new “Indiana Jones” movie. Now Indiana Jones is a little older. In this film he goes in search of a tomb for himself. Now instead of outrunning a giant boulder, Indiana Jones has to pass an enormous kidney stone.” – David Letterman
“Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole. Tomorrow is the Kentucky Derby. The thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it’s usually won by the horse from Kenya.” – David Letterman